Just Call Us the Zen Bassmasters

Disclaimer: Please note that this website contains descriptions and images of FANTASY and SCI-FI weapons and violence as well as fictional characters consuming alcohol. In NO WAY does the Zen Bassmasters condone violence or drug abuse of any sort. We’re just old gamers sharing funny stories, here, don’t get the wrong idea.

More Disclaimer: This site is not intended to promote any religion or political party. The phrase Zen Bassmasters is a play on the peace of fishing, not a mystical call to realms beyond or an indicator of any political preference. Please, we’re just having fun at our own expense and do not want to poke anyone’s feelings or stir up trouble.

Even More Disclaimer: This site is not affiliated with the Bassmasters organization. Also, we regale with misadventures from various online and pen and paper games, each of which are copyright their respective producers. We hope to entertain with humor, fishing, and humorous fishing, and not to poach in anybody’s pond.